55 AMAZING STATUS FOR WHATSAPP YOU WOULD LOVE TO UPDATE
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2. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
3. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
4. Person you love is 72.8% water.
5. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
6. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
7. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
8. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
9. She's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
10. I drink to make other people interesting.
11. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
12. Save water drink beer.
13. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
14. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
15. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
16. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
17. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
18. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
19. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
20. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
21. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
22. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
23. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
24. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
25. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
26. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
27. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
28. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
29. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
30. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
31. Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
32. There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
33. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
34. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
35. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
36. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
37. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
38. Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
39. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
40. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
41. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
42. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
43. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
44. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
45. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
46. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
47. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
48. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
49. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
50. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
51. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
52. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
53. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
54. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
55. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
Update a high class status and raise your standard.Your status defines you.If you have any new status, then share with India Forbes.
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